Had to post this

Instructions from my "Cooker"; it is an oven with a stove top on it.

cure the elements
This generates fumes, so if you suffer from breathing problems, get someone else to do it (even if you don't suffer from anything, it's not a bad idea to get someone else to do the dirty jobs).

Also thought you might enjoy the directions for baking a pizza I am making now:

1. Pre-heat your oven to the perfect temperature as indicated
2. Carefully remove the packaging and spread out the topping.
3. For the perfect crispness, don't use a baking tray - just slide your pizza on to the middle shelf of your oven.
4. Bake for indicated time (you could use this time to prepare a mixed salad).
5. When your pizza is golden brown and piping hot, place it on to a wire rack to cool slightly - then share the delicious tast of Goodfella's Delicia Pizza.
*For best results cook from frozen. These are guidelines only.